People who talk....at the movies.

The only thing that I hate about going to the movies(other than the chance someone will be in my seat), is the people that talk....During the previews, during the movie..I hate it. Usually you can't hear what they are saying, but they are talking loud enough for you to hear their annoying little voices.

Also things that make me want to punch movie goers:

~People on their bright ass cellphones during the movie(texting)

~People who laugh too loud about something that wasn't that funny and even if it was, you're laughter is making the dialog impossible to hear.

~People who slurp the bottom of their drinks

~Coughing

~People who "cat call" the actor/actress on the screen.

~People who bring their little kids with them to a movie that shouldn't have 8 year old viewers.

~The fat loud guy behind you(hence why I sit in the same spot in the top/back row every single time I go to the movies

~Crinkling popcorn and/or candy bags

~gum snapping

......Next time there is a movie that I REALLY want to see, and really get excited for......I'm buying out one of the shows.

Megan Fox

First of all I want to say that she was prettier before she started getting botox. Second of all, she doesn't look like Angelina Jolie. The only things they have in common are, dark hair, and tattoos. Angelina is way more attractive then Megan Fox, and the fact that What's his face wanted her in Transformers....yuck. She isn't that great of an actress at all. I love Transformers, but come on...anyone would have been better than her, another GUY would have been better.


Why is she always licking her lips? A lot of pictures taken of her are of her licking her lips in the most unattractive way possible. Or she will be squinting her eyes like that could make he look sexy...PFFFFFT!

She is so scrawny, she has a light bulb head, and her TEETH! Oh my god. I bring up her teeth anytime I see her.  What the heck is going on with them?! Like, she had Donny and Marie teeth, times ten.

When I went to see the Transformers 2, she ruined my movie watching experience, it wasn't her bad acting, or stupid little kid crying, it was the fact that the first shot of her was of her ass...straddling and motorcycle. Ew.

But luckily, I think her career is going to go downhill. Especially since she bashed the people who hired her for Transformers(The movie's that made her known). She admits to being absurdly violent when she gets angry.  The downward spiral has already begun....Jennifer's body....HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awkward Public Meetings

When I am out and about minding my own business, shopping or out with a friend, I hate when I bump into someone(or people) that I don't want to see at that moment. Whether it be a old friend, someone I "kind of" knew in school, or a friend of the family, I really hate these awkward meetings.

You know what I'm talking about.....

  When you are pushing your cart around in a store and you bump into someone you use to be friends with and you want to be polite(but not really). You both stop your carts in the middle of the goddamn isle. You exchange a slightly friendly smile and then ask how the other has been doing. Even though you don't really care, you nod and listen, trying to make sure that ANNOYED isn't plastered on your face. After the "Smile and Hi" stage is over with there is the worst part(the part that makes these meetings horrible). You both stand there, waiting for the other to say something, each drawing tight smiles on your faces. You want to leave, but you are trying to find an excuse other than "Well, I gotta get going. I have a lot of stuff to do".  Luckily, it is usually the other person that say that exact thing, first.  You say your bogus goodbyes and again share a "Letmegetthehelloutofhere" smile.

  Once you are on your way again and you know you are out of hearing distance from the other person, you relax and whisper(maybe to yourself, but I tell my husband):"I hate that" or "I hate when that happens". Which is exactly what the other person is saying too.

I just wish that you could avoid those situations more often. I usually can if I give "stink eye" fast enough to the person that is approaching me. Sometimes that doesn't work, or they think I am just kidding.  I don't like being verbally rude in public, so when these awkward meetings occur, I just have to roll with it and hope that the other person has a seizure so I don't have to continue the conversation.


(Was that too much?)

Feet!

I hate feet. I haaaaaaaaate feet. When I see a bare foot, it reminds me of monkey hands. A foot is just a HUGE palm and tiny little fingers. That is just plan repulsive. Being in a pool with people, makes me ill. All I think about is everyone in the pool is bare foot and how can I avoid having their feet near mind. *vomit*

 Like when people like having their toes sucked and stuff...why?! That is so nasty. Foot massages make me sick. Hands on feet in general, is nasty to me.


Here is where I guess I get "weird".......

The thought of two bare foot people pressing  the bottoms of their feet together(ones person's on the other person's), makes me SO ill and I think it should be punishable by death, I really do. Here's the thing though, I don't think I have ever seen that actually happen. My brain just GOES there. Some days it pops into my head a lot and I just cringe and make a pre-vomit face. 

Just writing this is making me sick.......I have to end it here.